Okay, so it's 10:41 PM(that's nearly two hours past my bed time, thank you) and I'm playing Warcraft III. I glance over at the TV, and there's some sort of horrible montage on with True Blood, Gossip Girl, Supernatural, 90210, Vampire Diaries and I'm pretty sure that one with the gay guy was that American model show. Project Runway? Anyhow, I'm feeling pretty repulsed with TV right now. It started out pretty good when I got home. Austin Powers was on and life was good. I'm watching NCIS right now(I think. I can't tell these crime shows apart any more to be honest. My only giveaway is Horatio Crane) and the fact that that hideous montage with Katy Perry, the skankbag of the century, playing in the background came on while I'm trying to watch my stories is very personally offensive. I'd like to lodge a complaint to CW11. This is bullshit. I'm watching a crime show. Would you really expect, as I tune in to someone being raped and tortured over a span of three days, that I'd really like to see clips of Ed Westwick and... uh... Blake Lively having sex and the girls from 90210 taking off their tops? Do you really think I want to see Leighton Meester's coke-addicted face on my TV? You need to think about your target audience, Television. You can't just throw random-ass commercials in here and there because you're being paid. Don't be a dumbass. Use your common sense.
ANOTHER GOSSIP GIRL COMMERCIAL. Fuck off. I'm not even joking. Leighton Meester, get your face off of my television. Chace Crawford, I don't care how beautiful you are. You make out with Leighton Meester. I have to hate you by default. I don't know any of these people personally but the fact that they're on TV and I'm not makes me very bitter. That and the fact that they have sex lives which I, obviously, do not. I think if I did have a romantic life of some sort(or even a personal life) I wouldn't be sitting at home on a Saturday night watching a crime show and blogging about how much I want to stab my TV in its face with a water-sword. That's probably the gayest thing I've ever said but I don't care. I'm very upset. I'm personally offended and I feel I have the right to file a personal complaint.
On the note of being personally offended, I was coerced into watching the Bratz Kids Sleepover movie. I'm not ashamed to say that I didn't mind watching it with the little girl I was baby-sitting. I am ashamed to say that when I had to go back downstairs by myself and the bathroom made a funny noise, I was a little bit freaked out and ran back up the stairs.
Man, this episode of NCIS is really nerve-wracking for me. It isn't so much that this woman has been tortured and raped, it's just that she was kept on a boat and I get really seasick. I think if that were me, they'd let me go. I'd just puke all over everything. I'd cry and puke and try to clean myself up pathetically only to puke all over myself again. I wouldn't be very sexy.
I have the feeling this is going to turn into a bit of a crude blog. I'm sorry. Really, I should apologize now because I don't know who's going to be reading this and if you get hurt feelings easily, this probably isn't the best reading material for you. I should have put a disclaimer on this blog before I-- holy shit, is this a prolonged episode? OH SHIT I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN! They just quoted Nitsche and I think I know how this is gonna end. Gideon's gonna get the shit shot out of him by the Gollum-looking kid. OH SHIT. OH SHIT. DUCK.
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I really hate 'to be continued' episodes.
PS, I was going to end that there but I saw that Rainn Wilson is going to guest star in this episode and had a little spaz attack. I'm in love with the entire cast of The Office, along with anyone who may have had a little cameo in it. I'm the same way with Scrubs.
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